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Fun Games to Play at Wal-Mart

Tue Oct 20, 2009, 7:58 PM
Does the thought of entering a Wal-Mart make you sad? Here are a few fun things to do to help make it through:

1) Try to freak out the checker. In 10 items or less, see if you can make the checker give you a look, call a manager, talk about you or even call the cops. (This game is fun to play in groups) A sample shopping list could include: Scissor sharpener, cooking oil, duct tape, condoms and a Best of Johnny Cash c.d. (Message me with your faves!)

2) Blame the kid. Find someone with one or more kids. Put stuff in their cart & watch to see if the parents blame the kid. Fun for all! (Well, mainly this one is fun for me)

3) When the Wal-Mart associate asks if they can help you, start to cry and say you didn't know there would be a quiz.

4) Play hide & seek with the mannequins.

5) Watch for grazers in the produce section. If someone starts to eat (which is gross and rude and technically stealing) point and yell "Stealer! Grape stealer! Help!" then make a siren noise.

***if any of these gets you thrown out and/or banned from your local store, well, uh...sorry. And no, I won't help you make bail.

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:iconpeterdawes:
i am sorry i have not been around much. hope you are doing alright, dear. :hug:

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:glomp: Thank you for the :+devwatch: Leigh-Ann :D I appreciate that a lot. ...and now I'll have to amuse you somehow. :w00t:


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You're welcome. I am not that hard to amuse, so don't fret! :glomp:
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Well it's very supportive of you to be so generous with the :+fav:s on "She Will Be Near" and "Donna Vampiro" :hug: Thank you :heart:
:iconordogirl:
I'm only generous with the ones I truly like. Thank you for sharing them.
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cool gallery my friend :D
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my pleasure - I enjoyed reading
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